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Hello and welcome back! I would hope that i'm interesting enough to not make you fall asleep as you listen to that Mozart, but sometimes it can't be helped.

I'm not inherently funny or anything, but i have just found out that i'm inherently dominant. Well, not found out, seeing as i knew it all along (sort of). But more of "Oh it's now on a piece of electronic white paper. (Just like Ultra-Shocking Pink!) Which leads to all sorts of problems and me wanting to say sorry to everyone, but in particular 3 or so. So..I'm sorry. (I also refuse to write anything sensationalist or controversial. Sorry.)

Upon the subject of the power of "sorry", "please", and "thank you", they are the most powerful words in the English language that i know besides "death", "dead", "fuck" and "love". Maybe i'm just too polite. The piece of paper that i have says so. And maybe i am. But it sure is fun. ("How do i look?" "Dashing!")

Maybe you don't understand me, and i hope you don't. Because that takes the fun out of it all, and life is about fun. "All animals besides (Wo)Man know that the meaning of life is to have fun" Indeed. The piece of paper that i have is one of the best pieces i have had in a long time. It tells me i like hectic enviroments and that's true. Funny story that...But too much about me and you'll forget everything else.

Have fun.

Wishing you the most fun you'll ever have in your life. (I would hope that it's surpassable, because when things are surpassed, everything is better.)