Christmas?

"It's not really worth doing is it?"

You don't try, you just do it. There's a nice list of things NOT to do in a workplace, Ie; weasel words like "I'll try". Because it kinda implies and shows that you don't want to do it, or that you'll make a half-assed job out of it, and then say that you "tried your hardest". So don't ever do it.

Also, there was a nice brainwave about Snow White. I mean, Snow White is supposed to be "dead" but actually she's just sleeping, somehow. And then a bloody prince rocks up and kisses a DEAD princess. And she somehow comes back to life. Contrast that with Romeo and Juliet, where he doesn't kiss her and it's a mutual suicide. I dunno, but I think the former wins the day. Twisted moral in fairy floss: Necrophilia is the answer to all your problems.

Hoping I haven't misread anything.